My tumblr is asleep
Now that that don’t kill me Can only make me stronger I need you to hurry up...– Stronger, Kanye West (via shamelessmishaminion)
Life fast, die young.– (via isabelredtzer)
Would you like the cancer?
Flight attendant: Would you like the cancer?
Passenger: Excuse me?!
Flight attendant: *points to can of Coke*
Flight attendant: Would you like the can... sir?
Tell me, darling… Have you ever loved someone so much that your interests came...– (via dreamingoftherain)
One bright morning in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight....– Anglo-Saxon nonsense rhyme (via shamelessmishaminion)
Me: WHAT DOES HE EAT?
Me: BESIDES THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF ZE GERMANS
Bobby: THE TEARS OF HIS ENEMIES
I love that maybe these songs had a deep meaning to some people, but what they...– Chris Fafalios (via xtellthatmick)